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1. I'm still a hot babe, it just comes in flashes.
   
   
2. If I keel over in Wal-Mart, drag my body to Neimans.
   
   
3. Three wise women would have arrived on time, cleaned the stable, brought casseroles and given practical gifts.
   
   
4. A new pair of shoes can change your life ~ Cinderella.
   
   
5. She who dies with the most shoes wins.
   
   
6. I've shopped all my life and still have nothing to wear.
   
   
7. I smile because you're my sister/mother/daughter. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
   

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8. I wasn't born in the South but I got down here as fast as I could.
   
   
9. I love to give homemade gifts; which of my kids would you like?